John Pork Is Calling Funny Sarcastic Answer Phone Humor T-Shirt
John Pork Is Calling Funny Sarcastic Answer Phone Humor T-Shirt
Find your perfect fit โ all sizes are US standard unisex measurements.
๐ T-Shirt Measurements (in inches)
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 16.5โ | 27โ | 8โ |
| S | 18โ | 28โ | 8.25โ |
| M | 20โ | 29โ | 8.5โ |
| L | 22โ | 30โ | 9โ |
| XL | 24โ | 31โ | 9.25โ |
| 2XL | 26โ | 32โ | 9.5โ |
| 3XL | 28โ | 33โ | 9.75โ |
๐ How to Measure
- Chest Width: Lay your favorite tee flat. Measure 1" below armpit, across chest from seam to seam.
- Body Length: Measure from the highest point of shoulder to bottom hem.
- Sleeve Length: Measure from shoulder seam to end of sleeve.
๐ก Sizing Tips
- All shirts are unisex โ for a more fitted look, size down; for oversized style, size up.
- If youโre between two sizes, we recommend choosing the larger one for comfort.
- Our tees are pre-shrunk but may shrink up to 5% after first wash.
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Product Detail
Product Detail
Our tees are crafted with premium 100% cotton (180โ200gsm), designed to be soft, breathable, and durable.
Every print is created using eco-friendly, high-definition inks that stay vibrant wash after wash.
- Unisex fit (true to US size)
- Pre-shrunk for minimal shrinkage
- Ethically produced & shipped worldwide
### John Pork Is Calling Funny Sarcastic Answer Phone Humor T-Shirt
๐ **Product Overview**
Embrace your quirky sense of humor with our **John Pork Is Calling Funny Sarcastic Answer Phone Humor T-Shirt**! Perfect for those who appreciate a good laugh, this stylish tee makes a statement wherever you go. Ideal for casual outings, gatherings, or just lounging around at home.
๐ **Design & Style**
Featuring a bold and humorous graphic that reads "John Pork Is Calling," this t-shirt is not just a piece of clothing, but a conversation starter! Made from high-quality, soft fabric, it ensures comfort throughout the day. The humorous design captures that distinct blend of sarcasm and fun, making it a must-have for anyone who enjoys playful banter.
๐ **Color**
Available in a classic black hue, this t-shirt is versatile and easy to pair with jeans, shorts, or sweatpants. The contrast of the graphic against the black background ensures that you stand out in any crowd without compromising on style.
๐ **Perfect Fit**
Designed with a unisex fit, this t-shirt is suitable for both men and women. Available in multiple sizes, it provides a comfortable and flattering fit for everyone. Whether you prefer a tighter look or something more relaxed, youโll find your perfect match.
๐ **Gift Idea**
Looking for the perfect gift? This funny t-shirt makes for a great birthday present or surprise for friends and family who love a good joke! Itโs a delightful way to let your loved ones express their personality with style.
๐งผ **Care Instructions**
Easy to care for, this t-shirt is machine washable, maintaining its vibrant colors and quality after numerous washes.
๐ฅ **Why Choose This T-Shirt?**
- **Unique Humor:** Stand out with a funny and relatable graphic.
- **High-Quality Material:** Soft and durable fabric for ultimate comfort.
- **Versatile Style:** Perfect for any occasion, from casual to semi-formal.
- **Great Gift Idea:** Ideal for friends, family, or yourself!
Get ready to turn heads and spark conversations with the **John Pork Is Calling Funny Sarcastic Answer Phone Humor T-Shirt**! Whether it's for yourself or as a gift, this t-shirt is bound to bring a smile to everyoneโs face. Donโt miss outโgrab yours today!
How to wear & care
How to wear & care
Perfect for daily wear, streetwear outfits, parties, or casual hangouts.
Pair it with jeans, shorts, or layer it with a jacket for an effortless look.
To keep your tee looking fresh:
- Machine wash cold, inside-out
- Use mild detergent (no bleach)
- Tumble dry low or hang dry
- Do not iron directly on the print
Materials & Craftsmanship
Materials & Craftsmanship
Fabric: 100% ring-spun cotton (soft-touch, breathable, durable)
Print: DTG eco-friendly inks (non-toxic, safe for skin, long-lasting colors)
Fit: Unisex, US standard sizing (check our [Size Guide])
Origin: Designed in-house by Bacoza, produced with trusted partners to ensure quality
Guarantee: 30-day return policy + responsive customer support
Premium Comfort
Soft cotton tees youโll want to wear every day.
Meaningful Designs
From pets to art to humor, find a tee that tells your story.
Perfect for Gifting
Thoughtful, unique, and sure to bring a smile.
Trusted Worldwide
Thousands of orders shipped with care.
Questions check here
What material are the tees made from?
What material are the tees made from?
โ Our tees are printed on authentic Gildan blanks (5000 & 6400) โ soft, durable cotton with eco-friendly inks that keep colors vibrant.
How do I find my right size?
How do I find my right size?
All shirts follow US unisex sizing. For a tighter fit, size down; for an oversized look, size up. See our [Size Guide] for details.
How long does shipping take?
How long does shipping take?
โ US orders usually arrive in 4โ7 business days. International orders take 7โ14 business days depending on location.
Do you ship internationally?
Do you ship internationally?
โ Yes, we ship worldwide. A tracking link is always provided so you can follow your order.
What if my shirt doesnโt fit?
What if my shirt doesnโt fit?
โ You can exchange unworn items within 30 days. Just contact our support team and weโll take care of it.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
โ We accept all major cards, PayPal, Stripe, Apple Pay, and Google Pay.