Funny Sarcastic Duck T-Shirt with Stability Ability to Stab Design
Funny Sarcastic Duck T-Shirt with Stability Ability to Stab Design
Find your perfect fit – all sizes are US standard unisex measurements.
📏 T-Shirt Measurements (in inches)
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 16.5” | 27” | 8” |
| S | 18” | 28” | 8.25” |
| M | 20” | 29” | 8.5” |
| L | 22” | 30” | 9” |
| XL | 24” | 31” | 9.25” |
| 2XL | 26” | 32” | 9.5” |
| 3XL | 28” | 33” | 9.75” |
📝 How to Measure
- Chest Width: Lay your favorite tee flat. Measure 1" below armpit, across chest from seam to seam.
- Body Length: Measure from the highest point of shoulder to bottom hem.
- Sleeve Length: Measure from shoulder seam to end of sleeve.
💡 Sizing Tips
- All shirts are unisex – for a more fitted look, size down; for oversized style, size up.
- If you’re between two sizes, we recommend choosing the larger one for comfort.
- Our tees are pre-shrunk but may shrink up to 5% after first wash.
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Product Detail
Product Detail
Our tees are crafted with premium 100% cotton (180–200gsm), designed to be soft, breathable, and durable.
Every print is created using eco-friendly, high-definition inks that stay vibrant wash after wash.
- Unisex fit (true to US size)
- Pre-shrunk for minimal shrinkage
- Ethically produced & shipped worldwide
### Have Stability Ability To Stab Funny Saying Sarcastic Duck T-Shirt
🦆 **Unleash Your Humor**: Introducing the "Have Stability Ability To Stab" T-shirt featuring a hilariously sarcastic duck graphic! This fun and quirky design is perfect for those who appreciate a good laugh and want to showcase their unique personality.
👕 **Premium Quality**: Crafted from soft, breathable cotton, this T-shirt offers a comfortable fit for daily wear. The high-quality fabric ensures durability, so you can enjoy its charm wash after wash.
🎨 **Eye-Catching Design**: Available in a stylish black hue, the shirt boasts a vibrant and comical illustration of a duck with a wry expression. The colorful print pops against the fabric, making it a standout piece in any wardrobe.
🌟 **Versatile Style**: This funny T-shirt is perfect for casual outings, parties, or even as a conversation starter. Pair it with jeans, shorts, or skirts for a laid-back look that reflects your witty sense of humor.
🎁 **Great Gift Idea**: Looking for a unique gift? This T-shirt makes for an excellent present for friends, family, or anyone who loves a blend of fun and sarcasm. Ideal for birthdays, holidays, or just because!
🔍 **Sizes for Everyone**: Available in a range of sizes, this T-shirt ensures a perfect fit for everyone. Check the size chart to find your ideal match!
**Add a splash of humor to your wardrobe with the "Have Stability Ability To Stab" Sarcastic Duck T-Shirt and embrace your quirky side today!**
How to wear & care
How to wear & care
Perfect for daily wear, streetwear outfits, parties, or casual hangouts.
Pair it with jeans, shorts, or layer it with a jacket for an effortless look.
To keep your tee looking fresh:
- Machine wash cold, inside-out
- Use mild detergent (no bleach)
- Tumble dry low or hang dry
- Do not iron directly on the print
Materials & Craftsmanship
Materials & Craftsmanship
Fabric: 100% ring-spun cotton (soft-touch, breathable, durable)
Print: DTG eco-friendly inks (non-toxic, safe for skin, long-lasting colors)
Fit: Unisex, US standard sizing (check our [Size Guide])
Origin: Designed in-house by Bacoza, produced with trusted partners to ensure quality
Guarantee: 30-day return policy + responsive customer support
Premium Comfort
Soft cotton tees you’ll want to wear every day.
Meaningful Designs
From pets to art to humor, find a tee that tells your story.
Perfect for Gifting
Thoughtful, unique, and sure to bring a smile.
Trusted Worldwide
Thousands of orders shipped with care.
Questions check here
What material are the tees made from?
What material are the tees made from?
→ Our tees are printed on authentic Gildan blanks (5000 & 6400) — soft, durable cotton with eco-friendly inks that keep colors vibrant.
How do I find my right size?
How do I find my right size?
All shirts follow US unisex sizing. For a tighter fit, size down; for an oversized look, size up. See our [Size Guide] for details.
How long does shipping take?
How long does shipping take?
→ US orders usually arrive in 4–7 business days. International orders take 7–14 business days depending on location.
Do you ship internationally?
Do you ship internationally?
→ Yes, we ship worldwide. A tracking link is always provided so you can follow your order.
What if my shirt doesn’t fit?
What if my shirt doesn’t fit?
→ You can exchange unworn items within 30 days. Just contact our support team and we’ll take care of it.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
→ We accept all major cards, PayPal, Stripe, Apple Pay, and Google Pay.