Funny Retro Micropenis Rocks T-Shirt for Adult Humor Lovers
Funny Retro Micropenis Rocks T-Shirt for Adult Humor Lovers
Find your perfect fit β all sizes are US standard unisex measurements.
π T-Shirt Measurements (in inches)
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 16.5β | 27β | 8β |
| S | 18β | 28β | 8.25β |
| M | 20β | 29β | 8.5β |
| L | 22β | 30β | 9β |
| XL | 24β | 31β | 9.25β |
| 2XL | 26β | 32β | 9.5β |
| 3XL | 28β | 33β | 9.75β |
π How to Measure
- Chest Width: Lay your favorite tee flat. Measure 1" below armpit, across chest from seam to seam.
- Body Length: Measure from the highest point of shoulder to bottom hem.
- Sleeve Length: Measure from shoulder seam to end of sleeve.
π‘ Sizing Tips
- All shirts are unisex β for a more fitted look, size down; for oversized style, size up.
- If youβre between two sizes, we recommend choosing the larger one for comfort.
- Our tees are pre-shrunk but may shrink up to 5% after first wash.
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Product Detail
Product Detail
Our tees are crafted with premium 100% cotton (180β200gsm), designed to be soft, breathable, and durable.
Every print is created using eco-friendly, high-definition inks that stay vibrant wash after wash.
- Unisex fit (true to US size)
- Pre-shrunk for minimal shrinkage
- Ethically produced & shipped worldwide
**Retro My Micropenis Rocks Funny Inappropriate Adult Humor T-Shirt**
π **Unleash the Laughter!** π
Step into the world of bold humor and retro vibes with our **Retro My Micropenis Rocks Funny Inappropriate Adult Humor T-Shirt**. This eye-catching apparel is perfect for those who appreciate a good laugh and arenβt afraid to show it!
π **Product Details:**
- **Color:** Classic Black β a versatile backdrop that enhances the vibrant graphic.
- **Style:** Short-sleeved with a relaxed fit for maximum comfort and a laid-back look.
- **Material:** Made from high-quality cotton, ensuring breathability and softness for all-day wear.
π **Design:**
Featuring a humorous slogan, this t-shirt is designed to grab attention and spark conversations. The retro font adds a playful twist, making it a standout piece in any casual wardrobe.
π **Occasions:**
Perfect for parties, gatherings, or just lounging at home, this t-shirt makes a great gift for friends who love to laugh. Wear it proudly and let the humor speak for itself!
π§Ί **Easy Care:**
This t-shirt is machine washable and maintains its shape and color after numerous washes, ensuring longevity in your wardrobe.
π‘ **Why Choose Our T-Shirt?**
- Unique, hilarious design that sets you apart
- Made for comfort without compromising style
- Ideal for adults who appreciate edgy humor
Embrace your playful side and grab your **Retro My Micropenis Rocks Funny Inappropriate Adult Humor T-Shirt** today! Stand out, spread laughter, and let your wardrobe do the talking!
How to wear & care
How to wear & care
Perfect for daily wear, streetwear outfits, parties, or casual hangouts.
Pair it with jeans, shorts, or layer it with a jacket for an effortless look.
To keep your tee looking fresh:
- Machine wash cold, inside-out
- Use mild detergent (no bleach)
- Tumble dry low or hang dry
- Do not iron directly on the print
Materials & Craftsmanship
Materials & Craftsmanship
Fabric: 100% ring-spun cotton (soft-touch, breathable, durable)
Print: DTG eco-friendly inks (non-toxic, safe for skin, long-lasting colors)
Fit: Unisex, US standard sizing (check our [Size Guide])
Origin: Designed in-house by Bacoza, produced with trusted partners to ensure quality
Guarantee: 30-day return policy + responsive customer support
Premium Comfort
Soft cotton tees youβll want to wear every day.
Meaningful Designs
From pets to art to humor, find a tee that tells your story.
Perfect for Gifting
Thoughtful, unique, and sure to bring a smile.
Trusted Worldwide
Thousands of orders shipped with care.
Questions check here
What material are the tees made from?
What material are the tees made from?
β Our tees are printed on authentic Gildan blanks (5000 & 6400) β soft, durable cotton with eco-friendly inks that keep colors vibrant.
How do I find my right size?
How do I find my right size?
All shirts follow US unisex sizing. For a tighter fit, size down; for an oversized look, size up. See our [Size Guide] for details.
How long does shipping take?
How long does shipping take?
β US orders usually arrive in 4β7 business days. International orders take 7β14 business days depending on location.
Do you ship internationally?
Do you ship internationally?
β Yes, we ship worldwide. A tracking link is always provided so you can follow your order.
What if my shirt doesnβt fit?
What if my shirt doesnβt fit?
β You can exchange unworn items within 30 days. Just contact our support team and weβll take care of it.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
β We accept all major cards, PayPal, Stripe, Apple Pay, and Google Pay.