Funny Retired Cat Lover Coffee T-Shirt for Men and Women
Funny Retired Cat Lover Coffee T-Shirt for Men and Women
Find your perfect fit β all sizes are US standard unisex measurements.
π T-Shirt Measurements (in inches)
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 16.5β | 27β | 8β |
| S | 18β | 28β | 8.25β |
| M | 20β | 29β | 8.5β |
| L | 22β | 30β | 9β |
| XL | 24β | 31β | 9.25β |
| 2XL | 26β | 32β | 9.5β |
| 3XL | 28β | 33β | 9.75β |
π How to Measure
- Chest Width: Lay your favorite tee flat. Measure 1" below armpit, across chest from seam to seam.
- Body Length: Measure from the highest point of shoulder to bottom hem.
- Sleeve Length: Measure from shoulder seam to end of sleeve.
π‘ Sizing Tips
- All shirts are unisex β for a more fitted look, size down; for oversized style, size up.
- If youβre between two sizes, we recommend choosing the larger one for comfort.
- Our tees are pre-shrunk but may shrink up to 5% after first wash.
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Product Detail
Product Detail
Our tees are crafted with premium 100% cotton (180β200gsm), designed to be soft, breathable, and durable.
Every print is created using eco-friendly, high-definition inks that stay vibrant wash after wash.
- Unisex fit (true to US size)
- Pre-shrunk for minimal shrinkage
- Ethically produced & shipped worldwide
### Cat What Day Is Today? Who Cares, Iβm Retired! Funny T-Shirt for Men and Women
π **Product Overview**
Embrace your retirement with a touch of humor! Our **"Cat What Day Is Today? Who Cares, I'm Retired!"** T-shirt is perfect for both men and women who want to showcase their carefree spirit. Crafted from soft, breathable fabric, this shirt ensures comfort all day long, whether you're lounging at home or out with friends.
π **Key Features**
- **Color:** Classic black that complements any outfit
- **Material:** 100% cotton for a lightweight, breathable feel
- **Design:** Fun and playful graphic featuring an adorable cat, making it a standout choice for any cat lover
- **Fit:** Unisex style, available in a range of sizes to ensure a perfect fit for everyone
π **Why You'll Love It**
- **Perfect Gift:** Surprise a retired friend or loved one with this humorous tee that resonates with their new lifestyle.
- **Versatile Style:** Dress it up with jeans or dress it down for a cozy day inβthis shirt is as versatile as you want it to be!
- **Durable Quality:** Designed to withstand repeated washings without fading, shrinking, or losing shape.
π **Ideal For**
- Casual outings
- Lounging at home
- Gift-giving for holidays, birthdays, or retirement parties
Incorporate a light-hearted vibe into your wardrobe with the **Cat What Day Is Today? Who Cares, Iβm Retired!** T-shirt. Get ready to enjoy countless compliments and giggles from fellow cat enthusiasts and retirees alike!
Order yours today and celebrate your retirement in style!
How to wear & care
How to wear & care
Perfect for daily wear, streetwear outfits, parties, or casual hangouts.
Pair it with jeans, shorts, or layer it with a jacket for an effortless look.
To keep your tee looking fresh:
- Machine wash cold, inside-out
- Use mild detergent (no bleach)
- Tumble dry low or hang dry
- Do not iron directly on the print
Materials & Craftsmanship
Materials & Craftsmanship
Fabric: 100% ring-spun cotton (soft-touch, breathable, durable)
Print: DTG eco-friendly inks (non-toxic, safe for skin, long-lasting colors)
Fit: Unisex, US standard sizing (check our [Size Guide])
Origin: Designed in-house by Bacoza, produced with trusted partners to ensure quality
Guarantee: 30-day return policy + responsive customer support
Premium Comfort
Soft cotton tees youβll want to wear every day.
Meaningful Designs
From pets to art to humor, find a tee that tells your story.
Perfect for Gifting
Thoughtful, unique, and sure to bring a smile.
Trusted Worldwide
Thousands of orders shipped with care.
Questions check here
What material are the tees made from?
What material are the tees made from?
β Our tees are printed on authentic Gildan blanks (5000 & 6400) β soft, durable cotton with eco-friendly inks that keep colors vibrant.
How do I find my right size?
How do I find my right size?
All shirts follow US unisex sizing. For a tighter fit, size down; for an oversized look, size up. See our [Size Guide] for details.
How long does shipping take?
How long does shipping take?
β US orders usually arrive in 4β7 business days. International orders take 7β14 business days depending on location.
Do you ship internationally?
Do you ship internationally?
β Yes, we ship worldwide. A tracking link is always provided so you can follow your order.
What if my shirt doesnβt fit?
What if my shirt doesnβt fit?
β You can exchange unworn items within 30 days. Just contact our support team and weβll take care of it.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
β We accept all major cards, PayPal, Stripe, Apple Pay, and Google Pay.