Funny If I Was A Bird I'd Poop On T-Shirt for Bird Lovers and Humor Fans
Funny If I Was A Bird I'd Poop On T-Shirt for Bird Lovers and Humor Fans
Find your perfect fit β all sizes are US standard unisex measurements.
π T-Shirt Measurements (in inches)
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 16.5β | 27β | 8β |
| S | 18β | 28β | 8.25β |
| M | 20β | 29β | 8.5β |
| L | 22β | 30β | 9β |
| XL | 24β | 31β | 9.25β |
| 2XL | 26β | 32β | 9.5β |
| 3XL | 28β | 33β | 9.75β |
π How to Measure
- Chest Width: Lay your favorite tee flat. Measure 1" below armpit, across chest from seam to seam.
- Body Length: Measure from the highest point of shoulder to bottom hem.
- Sleeve Length: Measure from shoulder seam to end of sleeve.
π‘ Sizing Tips
- All shirts are unisex β for a more fitted look, size down; for oversized style, size up.
- If youβre between two sizes, we recommend choosing the larger one for comfort.
- Our tees are pre-shrunk but may shrink up to 5% after first wash.
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Product Detail
Product Detail
Our tees are crafted with premium 100% cotton (180β200gsm), designed to be soft, breathable, and durable.
Every print is created using eco-friendly, high-definition inks that stay vibrant wash after wash.
- Unisex fit (true to US size)
- Pre-shrunk for minimal shrinkage
- Ethically produced & shipped worldwide
**If I Was A Bird I Know Who I'd Poop On T-Shirt**
ποΈ **Unleash Your Whimsical Side!** ποΈ
Step into a world of playful humor with our **"If I Was A Bird I Know Who I'd Poop On" T-Shirt**. This delightful tee is perfect for anyone who loves to express their personality with a dash of wit. Made from high-quality, comfortable fabric, it ensures a soft and breathable fit that you'll love wearing all day long.
π¨ **Features:**
- **Color:** Classic Black β A versatile choice that pairs effortlessly with jeans, shorts, or skirts.
- **Style:** Unisex Design β Flattering fit for all, making it perfect for casual outings, parties, or lounging at home.
- **Graphics:** Fun and eye-catching print β Bold text statement that guarantees smiles and laughter wherever you go!
π **Comfort Meets Style:**
Crafted with care, this t-shirt features a lightweight fabric that moves with you, offering both style and comfort. Ideal for gifting to friends or treating yourself, itβs a charming addition to any wardrobe.
π **Why Youβll Love It:**
- Perfect for bird lovers, humor enthusiasts, and anyone who enjoys light-hearted fashion.
- Great conversation starter for gatherings, social events, or casual meet-ups.
- Easy to care for β Machine washable and durable for long-lasting wear.
π **Size Options:**
Available in a range of sizes to cater to every body type. Be sure to check the size chart for the perfect fit!
Elevate your outfit and showcase your playful spirit with this unique tee. Whether for yourself or as a gift, the **"If I Was A Bird I Know Who I'd Poop On" T-Shirt** is sure to be a favorite! Grab yours today and let the laughter soar!
How to wear & care
How to wear & care
Perfect for daily wear, streetwear outfits, parties, or casual hangouts.
Pair it with jeans, shorts, or layer it with a jacket for an effortless look.
To keep your tee looking fresh:
- Machine wash cold, inside-out
- Use mild detergent (no bleach)
- Tumble dry low or hang dry
- Do not iron directly on the print
Materials & Craftsmanship
Materials & Craftsmanship
Fabric: 100% ring-spun cotton (soft-touch, breathable, durable)
Print: DTG eco-friendly inks (non-toxic, safe for skin, long-lasting colors)
Fit: Unisex, US standard sizing (check our [Size Guide])
Origin: Designed in-house by Bacoza, produced with trusted partners to ensure quality
Guarantee: 30-day return policy + responsive customer support
Premium Comfort
Soft cotton tees youβll want to wear every day.
Meaningful Designs
From pets to art to humor, find a tee that tells your story.
Perfect for Gifting
Thoughtful, unique, and sure to bring a smile.
Trusted Worldwide
Thousands of orders shipped with care.
Questions check here
What material are the tees made from?
What material are the tees made from?
β Our tees are printed on authentic Gildan blanks (5000 & 6400) β soft, durable cotton with eco-friendly inks that keep colors vibrant.
How do I find my right size?
How do I find my right size?
All shirts follow US unisex sizing. For a tighter fit, size down; for an oversized look, size up. See our [Size Guide] for details.
How long does shipping take?
How long does shipping take?
β US orders usually arrive in 4β7 business days. International orders take 7β14 business days depending on location.
Do you ship internationally?
Do you ship internationally?
β Yes, we ship worldwide. A tracking link is always provided so you can follow your order.
What if my shirt doesnβt fit?
What if my shirt doesnβt fit?
β You can exchange unworn items within 30 days. Just contact our support team and weβll take care of it.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
β We accept all major cards, PayPal, Stripe, Apple Pay, and Google Pay.