Funny Dad Joke T-Shirt for Father's Day - Dad Tax: Not Poison Design
Funny Dad Joke T-Shirt for Father's Day - Dad Tax: Not Poison Design
Find your perfect fit – all sizes are US standard unisex measurements.
📏 T-Shirt Measurements (in inches)
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 16.5” | 27” | 8” |
| S | 18” | 28” | 8.25” |
| M | 20” | 29” | 8.5” |
| L | 22” | 30” | 9” |
| XL | 24” | 31” | 9.25” |
| 2XL | 26” | 32” | 9.5” |
| 3XL | 28” | 33” | 9.75” |
📝 How to Measure
- Chest Width: Lay your favorite tee flat. Measure 1" below armpit, across chest from seam to seam.
- Body Length: Measure from the highest point of shoulder to bottom hem.
- Sleeve Length: Measure from shoulder seam to end of sleeve.
💡 Sizing Tips
- All shirts are unisex – for a more fitted look, size down; for oversized style, size up.
- If you’re between two sizes, we recommend choosing the larger one for comfort.
- Our tees are pre-shrunk but may shrink up to 5% after first wash.
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Product Detail
Product Detail
Our tees are crafted with premium 100% cotton (180–200gsm), designed to be soft, breathable, and durable.
Every print is created using eco-friendly, high-definition inks that stay vibrant wash after wash.
- Unisex fit (true to US size)
- Pre-shrunk for minimal shrinkage
- Ethically produced & shipped worldwide
### Celebrate Fatherhood with Humor: Dad Tax T-Shirt
🎉 **Dad Tax: Making Sure It's Not Poison!** 🎉
Show off your dad credentials and love for classic dad jokes with this hilarious “Dad Tax Making Sure It's Not Poison” T-Shirt! Perfect for Father's Day or any day, this shirt is a fantastic way to bring a smile to faces while showcasing your playful personality.
#### **Product Highlights:**
- **Color:** Classic Black
- **Style:** Casual Short Sleeve T-Shirt
- **Material:** Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
- **Fit:** Regular fit, true to size
#### **Why You’ll Love It:**
- **Unique Design:** This funny t-shirt features a witty play on words that will leave everyone chuckling, making it a great conversation starter.
- **Perfect Gift:** Delight the dad in your life with a gift he’ll actually wear. Ideal for Father’s Day, birthdays, or just because!
- **Versatile Wear:** Whether hanging at home, grilling in the backyard, or while out on a casual day, this shirt pairs well with jeans, shorts, or joggers.
- **Durability:** Designed with quality in mind, this t-shirt stands up to regular wear and washes, ensuring your dad joke stays fresh.
#### **Sizing Information:**
Available in a range of sizes from Small to XXL, ensuring a perfect fit for every dad.
💡 **Care Instructions:** Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. This shirt is designed to maintain its shape and vibrancy wash after wash.
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Give the gift of laughter and style with the Dad Tax T-Shirt, and let dad flaunt his sense of humor in style! 🖤👕✨
How to wear & care
How to wear & care
Perfect for daily wear, streetwear outfits, parties, or casual hangouts.
Pair it with jeans, shorts, or layer it with a jacket for an effortless look.
To keep your tee looking fresh:
- Machine wash cold, inside-out
- Use mild detergent (no bleach)
- Tumble dry low or hang dry
- Do not iron directly on the print
Materials & Craftsmanship
Materials & Craftsmanship
Fabric: 100% ring-spun cotton (soft-touch, breathable, durable)
Print: DTG eco-friendly inks (non-toxic, safe for skin, long-lasting colors)
Fit: Unisex, US standard sizing (check our [Size Guide])
Origin: Designed in-house by Bacoza, produced with trusted partners to ensure quality
Guarantee: 30-day return policy + responsive customer support
Premium Comfort
Soft cotton tees you’ll want to wear every day.
Meaningful Designs
From pets to art to humor, find a tee that tells your story.
Perfect for Gifting
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Questions check here
What material are the tees made from?
What material are the tees made from?
→ Our tees are printed on authentic Gildan blanks (5000 & 6400) — soft, durable cotton with eco-friendly inks that keep colors vibrant.
How do I find my right size?
How do I find my right size?
All shirts follow US unisex sizing. For a tighter fit, size down; for an oversized look, size up. See our [Size Guide] for details.
How long does shipping take?
How long does shipping take?
→ US orders usually arrive in 4–7 business days. International orders take 7–14 business days depending on location.
Do you ship internationally?
Do you ship internationally?
→ Yes, we ship worldwide. A tracking link is always provided so you can follow your order.
What if my shirt doesn’t fit?
What if my shirt doesn’t fit?
→ You can exchange unworn items within 30 days. Just contact our support team and we’ll take care of it.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
→ We accept all major cards, PayPal, Stripe, Apple Pay, and Google Pay.