Funny Cry All You Want He's Doing Exactly What I Hired Him T-Shirt
Funny Cry All You Want He's Doing Exactly What I Hired Him T-Shirt
Find your perfect fit β all sizes are US standard unisex measurements.
π T-Shirt Measurements (in inches)
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 16.5β | 27β | 8β |
| S | 18β | 28β | 8.25β |
| M | 20β | 29β | 8.5β |
| L | 22β | 30β | 9β |
| XL | 24β | 31β | 9.25β |
| 2XL | 26β | 32β | 9.5β |
| 3XL | 28β | 33β | 9.75β |
π How to Measure
- Chest Width: Lay your favorite tee flat. Measure 1" below armpit, across chest from seam to seam.
- Body Length: Measure from the highest point of shoulder to bottom hem.
- Sleeve Length: Measure from shoulder seam to end of sleeve.
π‘ Sizing Tips
- All shirts are unisex β for a more fitted look, size down; for oversized style, size up.
- If youβre between two sizes, we recommend choosing the larger one for comfort.
- Our tees are pre-shrunk but may shrink up to 5% after first wash.
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Product Detail
Product Detail
Our tees are crafted with premium 100% cotton (180β200gsm), designed to be soft, breathable, and durable.
Every print is created using eco-friendly, high-definition inks that stay vibrant wash after wash.
- Unisex fit (true to US size)
- Pre-shrunk for minimal shrinkage
- Ethically produced & shipped worldwide
**Cry All You Want, He's Doing Exactly What I Hired Him (Back) T-Shirt**
π **Style Meets Humor**: Elevate your wardrobe with our quirky and stylish "Cry All You Want, He's Doing Exactly What I Hired Him" t-shirt. Featuring a playful slogan on the back, this shirt is perfect for those who appreciate a good laugh and enjoy making a statement without saying a word.
π§΅ **Premium Quality Fabric**: Crafted from a soft blend of cotton and polyester, this tee promises all-day comfort whether you're out on the town or lounging at home. The breathable material ensures you stay cool in any setting.
π¨ **Bold Design**: The striking typography stands out against the classic black background, making it a versatile piece that complements a variety of outfits. Pair it effortlessly with jeans for a casual look or dress it up with a blazer for a fun night out.
ποΈ **Perfect Gift Idea**: Whether it's for a birthday, holiday, or just because, this t-shirt makes an excellent gift for friends, family, or yourself. It's a unique way to express personality and humor!
π **Available Sizes**: Offered in a range of sizes from Small to 3XL, it caters to every body type. Be sure to check the size chart to find your perfect fit!
π§Ό **Easy Care Instructions**: This t-shirt is machine washable, ensuring that it stays looking fresh and vibrant after every wear. Simply toss it in the wash for effortless maintenance!
π **Versatile for Any Occasion**: Whether you're heading to a casual outing, hanging out with friends, or just running errands, this t-shirt is a must-have for anyone who loves to combine humor with style.
Don't miss out on this fun addition to your clothing collectionβgrab your "Cry All You Want, He's Doing Exactly What I Hired Him (Back)" t-shirt today and let your wardrobe do the talking!
How to wear & care
How to wear & care
Perfect for daily wear, streetwear outfits, parties, or casual hangouts.
Pair it with jeans, shorts, or layer it with a jacket for an effortless look.
To keep your tee looking fresh:
- Machine wash cold, inside-out
- Use mild detergent (no bleach)
- Tumble dry low or hang dry
- Do not iron directly on the print
Materials & Craftsmanship
Materials & Craftsmanship
Fabric: 100% ring-spun cotton (soft-touch, breathable, durable)
Print: DTG eco-friendly inks (non-toxic, safe for skin, long-lasting colors)
Fit: Unisex, US standard sizing (check our [Size Guide])
Origin: Designed in-house by Bacoza, produced with trusted partners to ensure quality
Guarantee: 30-day return policy + responsive customer support
Premium Comfort
Soft cotton tees youβll want to wear every day.
Meaningful Designs
From pets to art to humor, find a tee that tells your story.
Perfect for Gifting
Thoughtful, unique, and sure to bring a smile.
Trusted Worldwide
Thousands of orders shipped with care.
Questions check here
What material are the tees made from?
What material are the tees made from?
β Our tees are printed on authentic Gildan blanks (5000 & 6400) β soft, durable cotton with eco-friendly inks that keep colors vibrant.
How do I find my right size?
How do I find my right size?
All shirts follow US unisex sizing. For a tighter fit, size down; for an oversized look, size up. See our [Size Guide] for details.
How long does shipping take?
How long does shipping take?
β US orders usually arrive in 4β7 business days. International orders take 7β14 business days depending on location.
Do you ship internationally?
Do you ship internationally?
β Yes, we ship worldwide. A tracking link is always provided so you can follow your order.
What if my shirt doesnβt fit?
What if my shirt doesnβt fit?
β You can exchange unworn items within 30 days. Just contact our support team and weβll take care of it.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
β We accept all major cards, PayPal, Stripe, Apple Pay, and Google Pay.
